Is that the weather report?
Everyone knows we get lesbians every goddamn year, and yet every time they arrive people act all shocked. “I’m not ready for lesbians yet! I haven’t put lesbian tyres on my car!” Lady, it happens every year. You were warned beforehand. It’s your own damn fault if you end up in an accident because you weren’t prepared for lesbians.
Now we have special guest commentator, perfect Carlos with his amazing fluffy curly locks of hair, to discuss the scientific underpinnings of the annual Night Vale Lesbian Storm. Carlos?
this will never not be funny.
making it work
Signless, will you please stop fucking with people? Please?
Ok. I think I have new headcanon.
just keep listening oh my god it gets serious
I think my mind started to warp to the shape of a pretzel, I was not ready for such incites into the universe (and several others).
Thought I’d bring this back o-o